Luke Skywalker walks up to a bar. The Gamorrean bartender says "What'll you have?" and Luke waves his hand. "I don't want a drink."
The bartender walks away.

Han Solo sits down at the bar next to him. "Hey Luke" he says, "Thanks for everything." And then he pays him the 1300 Galactic Credits he owes him. "Thanks to you, I am better than ever!"

Then rogue Bounty Hunter Jahard Fott comes in with his blaster and shoots, but Luke deflects the blast with his GREEN lightsaber. SUPER COOL! The blast hits Fott in the eye. He falls to the ground! "Not my eyes," he screams, angrily, with pain. Han Solo walks up to him and points his blaster at his head.

"Tell Jabba the Hutt's son, Rajar the Hutt that he can send like a billion guys after me and I'd still kick their asses!"
"Wait, better yet." Boom! The rocket soared towards Fott like a bird, a majestic Mynock. Fott's head crumpled to the ground, as sweet merciless blood paved the floor of the little bar like a steamroller paves a road. Han Solo had shot him. He was dead, but not forgotten.

"It looks like Rajar the Hutt wants to kill you really bad" Luke tells Han, as he puts down his lightsaber. Luke is wearing all black, with one black glove. He is older now than in Jedi, he has a beard.

"Yeah that's right!" comes a voice from a far. It was Lando, Lando Calrissian, who had just returned from Cloud City where he had just boosted the economy by opening a few new trendy virtual arcades.

"What do you know" Han says to Lando.

Lando walks around a little bit. He grabs a bag of Syncane, the most illegal drug there is in Star Wars and throws it at Han.

"Han" except it sounds like Han as in Han rhymes with Don, instead of how everyone else says "Han" as in Han rhymes with Don. "Rajar the hutt is selling drugs to everyone and everyone's getting hooked. So now he takes away the supply, and he says to all the junkies on Cloud City that he will pay them to kill you. He wants your head Han"

"I've Got a Bad Feeling about this," says Han, and they look away in different directions at the same time....

To Be Continued

Star Wars Idea 1

I want there to be an episode where like they show how to start the Rebel Alliance. And in it there will be all these guys who are like the Emperor has become such a douchebag we need to start a Rebel Alliance and it will focus on a little kid and his family who have no hope but then they hear about a rumor of there being the Rebel Alliance so they have hope again. Maybe also in the episode Chewbacca can be captured by the Empire as a child and beaten and raped by Stormtroopers.

Question of the Day:
Do you think Stormtroopers are Clone Troopers? I mean did the whole clone army eventually become Storm Troopers or do you think that by the time of Episode IV, they were phased out or exterminated.

Possible Episode Idea 2:

Like the economy of the galaxy could be getting a bit fucked up so the Emperor decides to exterminate all the Clone Troopers to hire more people for the Galactic Army. Cloning Right to Life is an issue taken up with the Rebel Alliance.